cuntstard

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.

ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008

cuntlar

In a group of friends that have been homies for a long time, the one bitchy girl that no one likes dealing with.

Yo I don't wanna see her... *she arrives... oh shit here comes cuntlar... Hey! whats up?!

by cheaninfein July 25, 2011

cuntbird

A stunning, kind-but-witty lass who on occasion does exhibit thot like behavior. They reside in urban environments, flocking to psychedelic-rock shows at night and buffalo exchange during the day

Charleen is a total catch, but she is a cuntbird and you guys will never get married

by the non urban gentleman November 2, 2019

cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.

Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.

by casdebom February 18, 2011

cunttard

Synonymous with fucktard.
Contraction of cunt + retard.

You fell down *again*? Cunttard.

by   January 7, 2004

Cuntard

When the word 'fucktard' doesn't quite express the way you feel about someone's level of retardation!

That cuntard has fucked himself in the arse again.
Could he be anymore countarded?
That cuntarded prick is doing my head in!

by welterw8 June 21, 2016

Cuntbarrel

1. A vagina the size of a Barrel.

2. A Fat upper pussy area that resembles the beginning of a barrel.

3. A barrel filled with cunts.

"Ewww dude, look at that cuntbarrel over there."

by Koori. July 7, 2009