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Deceitful Cuntbag

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank
by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010
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cuntballer

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.
Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.
by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007
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Cunttage

Thats some major Cunttage bro!
by BigEazy1088 May 15, 2016
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cuntrage

The act whereby a man pisses a woman off to such an extreme level that she goes into a violent cuntrage
eg. unanswered sms sends woman into a crazy cuntrage where she berates a man about his lack of sexual performance and vows never to call him again
by HelloKitty/Shinzlet July 24, 2008
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cuntburger

Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.
Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.
by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015
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cuntageous

Man, don't go near her with your dick, she's cuntageous.
by Billy The FIsh March 17, 2003
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cuntbagle

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle
1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!
by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007
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