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Captain Cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!
by Kcally June 14, 2008
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cunnilinquint

one who reneges (backs out) on a promise he will go down on a woman (perform
cunnilingus, eat pussy.) This type of person is highly scorned by females.
Helen: So how was the date with Ted?
Janice: Could have went better. He told me he'd go down on me if I gave him a
blowjob first. But as soon as I did, he- all of a sudden- had to leave.
Helen: You need to drop his ass. He's a cunnilinquint!
by theinstigator January 16, 2014
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Randall Cunningham'ed

Randall Cunningham'ed- The act of placing a Randall Cunningham card on the top of any other person's drink. This means the other person has to slam there entire remaining drink or face being ridiculed as a pussy.
"I remember everything until you guys Randall Cunningham'ed me.
by TheSenatorPosavvy January 11, 2011
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cunning linguist

A clever play on words to use in place of the word wordcunnilingus/word. The first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a "cunning linguist" would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.
by Good4u April 28, 2003
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Cunnilingual

Those of us who can "speak" to the pussy are said to be "Cunnilingual"
In pop-up surveys about what language(s) we speak, there should be an entry if you feel you are "Cunnilingual"
by Midnight_Rider September 1, 2005
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cunning linguist

The term "cunning linguist" is a clever play on the word cunnilingus. It is clever for 3 reasons:

1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.

2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.

3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.

This word play is a triple whammy!
The cunning linguist was adept at cunnilingus and inventing clever phrases.
by MC Mikey October 1, 2007
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Cunnilingual

From Latin "lingua" (tongue) and "Cunni" (cunts cunnus being the singular version), a cunnilingual is someone who is proficient at attaching his tongue to a pussy.
"... he is cunnilingual. How many languages does he speak?"
by MinisterEvil September 9, 2014
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