Cumcussion

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.

"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"

by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009

Spontaneous Cumbustion

An unexpected ejaculation

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

Cumcussion

Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.

Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.

Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.

The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.

"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"

by Mister Muff June 23, 2016

commusion

noun, countable
an erroneous belief in something good about Communism

The youth of China would rather live the commusion that had been implanted in them by the character building system of the Chinese Communist Party than wake up to reality because if reality turns out to be something quite different than what they have learned, it means having to aware that they have wasted their youth on the commusion.

by Adamo-chan September 6, 2005

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006

spontaneous cumbustion

Cumming without being aroused and with no sexual provocation.

As the airplane took off, Bob spontaneously cumbusted.

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

Cumvulsion

The act of having a convulsion like reaction immediately after having an orgasm. This usually means the orgasm was very very good.

After the orgasm, I began to have a cumvulsion as my body twitched and jerked uncontrollably.

by FrankieV September 2, 2009