Cumpoo

Cumpoo is where you cum into someone's hair and then have them rub it in and wash it off. This means they will have washed their hair with cum so it will be nice and clean.

John:How often do you wash your hair adam?
Adam:Not very often but when i do i use cumpoo.
John:EEWWW!
Adam:You don't even want to get me started on head and shoulders!

by Beccles May 22, 2015

cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.

as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.

by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009

cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.

me ees like cumpooter

by duck666 February 14, 2019

cumpooter

when you nut and it make a fart sound

oh man I ripped a cumpooter in her, it was insane!

by _Schmeaty_ November 23, 2020

cumpool

when you cum so much it is like a pool

Seducing her was a total cumpool

by THE_YEETER April 21, 2021

cumpootar

a cumpootar is a cum machine to do so u go type poenhub.com and squeeze your balls so hard that white stuff comes out.

can I use your cumpootar so I can squeeze my balls so hard

by EEJIOT May 29, 2021

cumpoopoo

When an extraordinarily large load of solid stool caresses your prostate while you expulse it from your rectum, and the pleasure derived from the friction results in an uncontrollable orgasm.

I’m going to be a minute darling, I had myself a bit of a cumpoopoo in here and have some clean-up to take care of!

by The Omelette Knight February 22, 2024