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Cumnock

Relatively quiet town in Ayrshire, Scotland. A few minor bad points and nothing to do but overall not that bad, alot better than other small towns of its kind.
"Want to go to cumnock?"
"Whats in Cumnock?"
"Nothing."
by GTFYD February 27, 2009
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schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.
Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020
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National Cumsockgogy Day

It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max
Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!
by dciymgc lovebot November 15, 2021
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cumsocking

Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.
My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so I gave her a nice hour long cumsocking session.
by apoorexcuseofahumanbeing December 30, 2014
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cumrocket

- propelled flow of cum in replace of snot as an sneeze
Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.

-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face
by stayflyyson September 17, 2013
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Cumnock

town in Scotland, (infamously) known for it's drunks, drinking, and fighting; reputedly: where William Wallace of 'Braveheart' fame hid-out
He was a real Cumnocker.
by fhill January 1, 2008
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cumlocks

When one's hair mats up because of semen, giving the appearance of dreadlocks.
He totally blew his load in my hair and now I've got cumlocks.
by Ranger R January 7, 2011
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