Comethazine

Don’t touch him… or you gon die

You hear comethazine shot that dude in the face?

by Grand wizard March 3, 2022

elmo cometh

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex

Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.

by Bombsauce June 14, 2008

cumotherapy

Necessary medical treatment for stress relief

Im cumming over for.my cumotherapy

by the TRANSPORTER May 8, 2014

Cuzeth moment

a funni moment that is calculated by the amount of lmao's said in the span of 1 minute, believed to be invented by a man named Cuzeth

Mig: LMAO
wowinl: lmao
Grando: LMAO
Darth: LMAO
night: LMAO
Mig: cuzeth moment

by pokkthepokkers December 3, 2020

Halley's cumet

When two guys face each other, at least 1.5' apart, and cum simultaneously. If their cum meets in mid air the resulting explosion is known as halley's cumet.

They say you should wear a raincoat and safety glasses when you witness Halley's cumet. After witnessing Miller and Cameron's I would have to agree.

by I make these up good December 1, 2016

Kentucky Fried Cumathon

When a KFC is rented out for and orgy full of greasy tender loving for the whole family. All ending in a chicken bucket bukkake feast.

"How was your weekend?"

"Took the missus and the kids down for a Kentucky Fried Cumathon on saturday, an absolute blast!"

by GlizzyL February 23, 2022

cumthirsty

A state of being where an individual wants to have someone nut down their throat.

Every time Kevin gets high on crack, he gets all horned up and starts asking dudes if he can blow them. What a cumthirsty queer.

by new haven October 15, 2009