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cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant
That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
by thefjordsman June 15, 2009
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Cumcell

"Bro did u just see cumcells new post?? Shit hilarious"
"Fuck yeah #spermsquad"
by brithedoggomccheeze October 20, 2018
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Cumeleon

When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.
Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".

Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."

Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".

Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.

Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.
by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011
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Cumdle

The art of holding a lover in tight embrace, after one has been painted with the juices of the male orgasm, thus creating a naked body and cum sandwhich.

Wet and slippery post sex cuddles.
After he pulled out and blew a load all over my titties, we spent an hour cumdleing. It was so romantic.

He was in it for the sex, but I was in it for the cumdles.

She was going to shower after I came on her ass, but I stopped her so we could have a quick cumdle
by xcheesemonster October 13, 2016
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Cumcrete

Mixing one's cum with sand, cement, and gravel that creates a form of concrete with cum instead of water. Great for building, just not for one's family or friends.
Damn bro, y'all are using concrete to pave roads, while I'm using cumcrete. Yeah, I was banned from the sperm bank.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Cumclops

Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.
Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"

Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021
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cumclogged

after ejaculation and not all of it is out and you ignore it, then it dries over the hole.
Mike Southwood tried to pee one morning but he could not because he was cumclogged
by chinky January 22, 2004
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