8 definition by W E E N S U C C

Top Definition
Mixing one's cum with sand, cement, and gravel that creates a form of concrete with cum instead of water. Great for building, just not for one's family or friends.
Damn bro, y'all are using concrete to pave roads, while I'm using cumcrete. Yeah, I was banned from the sperm bank.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Mug icon
Buy a Cumcrete mug!
The man who ends Civilization runs. In the original, due to an underflow, where the number reaches its least number, and then goes to the max. Nukes everyone.
WHAT THE FUCK!!! GANDHI FUCKING NUKED ME! I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHING THE GAME! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?
by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019

Mug icon
Buy a Gandhi mug!
Discord, Spotify, Skype, and Steam. Applications that no matter what the fuck you do, they open when you start up your computer.
Sorry the WiFi is so bad, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are opening and updating right now.
.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Mug icon
Buy a Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse mug!
The first of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Typically used for chatting online, it opens automatically on startup.
Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, a blue horse, and Discord who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out chatting and to chat.
by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019

Mug icon
Buy a Discord mug!
One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Opens up on startup of your system.
When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a weird gross green black colored horse, went out; and to Spotify who sat on it, it was granted to take WiFi during startup from the earth, and that WiFi would stop; and a wide selection of ads was given to him.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Mug icon
Buy a Spotify mug!
A subcategory of Snapchat Thots, which wear scrunchies, shirts that cover their booty shorts, have hydroflasks, and say "And I Oop" and "Sksksksksksk". Typically with a popular or misspelling of a popular name.
Hey you see Parker over there? He's started hanging out with Holli, he broke out pact. He's hanging out with the VSCO Girls!
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Mug icon
Buy a VSCO Girl mug!
When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Mug icon
Buy a Children Jail Job mug!