cumcle

when someone tries to call you a “cuncle” (cool + uncle) for whatever reason but hilariously misspells it

“that’d make you the cumcle”
“the fucking w h a t “

cumcle by therealsouljaboy May 22, 2021

Cumcentration 

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

Cumcentration by Germ604 June 25, 2009

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

Cumcrete 

Mixin sand with semen to make solid concrete with cum

I just made cumcrete.

Cumcrete by OopsIJustShitMySelf September 5, 2019

Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

Cumlet by Cu Chi May 28, 2020

cumcert 

Concert with cum all over the place

That cumcert we went to the other day was hella kinky dawg! There was cum all over the place!

cumcert by ImaShankMaAss November 28, 2016