Cumdog Millionaire

A man who cums on a girl’s face, then makes it rain dollar bills all over her face and watches them stick to her...makes him feel like a fucking millionaire...that sly cumdog

Last night I covered her face...first with my cum, then with my money...that’s right, baby, I’m her cumdog millionaire

by Daisy O’Toole May 9, 2018

cumboys

A homosexual squad where you do homosexual things to each other

You see those Cumboys?
Yea, I'm looking at the black one
Same

by Supajew April 8, 2016

cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

Cumbug

Someone who does not partake in Holiday cheer, but instead spends the Holidays attempting to bang every living soul

Person 1: Hey did you hook up with my cousin at the Holiday party?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Wait...that was a Holiday party?
Person 1: ...you Cumbug

by SJB88 February 28, 2016

cumboi

Listeners of the Cum Town podcast

Mike: "Hey I heard Chazz make a Richard Gere Museum reference, is he a cumboi?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, he's listened to almost every episode. He always tells me how much he hates Stav."

by Cumboideluxepaypig October 19, 2020

cumbobulate

when you cum and bobulate at the same time

Adam just cumbobulated his pants and brain

by Salad rater January 17, 2023

cumpog

A term that in the plural explicitly compares the exchange of bodily fluids during sexual intercourse to the trading of pogs.

In the singular it may refer to a plop, squirt, puddle, drizzle or dollop of ejaculatory fluid.

"Hey baby, wanna trade cumpogs?"

"Patrick! C'mere quick! Someone left a cumpog in the toilet!"

by Patrick Watson December 13, 2008