Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Converse Cultistmug. A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023
Get the Cry Cultistmug. A slur for Religious people who won't shut the fuck up about their Religion. Also applies to tradcaths.
by itchywetscrotum February 9, 2022
Get the Cultist Ratmug. Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.
Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Says the incest cultistmug. “I just fired 3 magazines of ammo and cut that tree down, God Bless America!” “You sound like a gun cultist.”
by Tyrannosaurus wrex May 6, 2018
Get the gun cultistmug. A man who recklessly and manipulatively impregnates multiple women, often using charm, deceit, or delusions of legacy, as if building his own personal fertility cult.
He sees children as trophies, women as vessels, and fatherhood as a numbers game. Offers no support, just seed. A self-anointed, manipulative figure, imposing his will on women’s bodies as though they are members of his reproductive following. When a man impregnates multiple women:
• Without consent to parenthood
• Without intention to support
• With deception or coercion
…he is wielding reproduction like a weapon.
That mimics the behavior of cult leaders who claim reproductive dominance as part of their “mission.”
He sees children as trophies, women as vessels, and fatherhood as a numbers game. Offers no support, just seed. A self-anointed, manipulative figure, imposing his will on women’s bodies as though they are members of his reproductive following. When a man impregnates multiple women:
• Without consent to parenthood
• Without intention to support
• With deception or coercion
…he is wielding reproduction like a weapon.
That mimics the behavior of cult leaders who claim reproductive dominance as part of their “mission.”
by KnowledgeApplied September 20, 2025
Get the CULTISTmug.