rory culkin

similar personality

1) girlish-looking boy everyone dotes on
2) boyish-looking girl everyone hates

opposite gender responses to the two variants of rory culkin:
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

culkin

Something that is white-trash. The phrase was coined by Deena on the Drink 'Til We're Funny podcast and is used usually as a codeword when talking about people while you're around them.

You might be culkin if you have cars in your yard sitting on bricks.

by Jeffrey from Ruston December 25, 2008

Culk

A super cuck if you will. Turns into an abominable mix of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. Can be found training exclusively abs until they find a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.

"cUlk nO SmAhsh!!!"

by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022

The Culk

A super cuck if you will. Morphs into a disturbing fusion of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. They can be found in the gym training exclusively abs in search of a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.

"tHE cUlk nO sMahSH!!!"

by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022

Reverse Macaulay Culkin

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.

That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!

by awboy November 22, 2011

culk

Sex act performed by a male with the "object of desire" being vegetable or fruit. Typically initiated by coring (cutting a hole of the appropriate size in) a mellon or large gourd.

His mom sent him to a shrink after she caught him "culking" this sweet, hot off the vine cantaloupe.

by GregT September 16, 2005

Macauley Culkin

1. a child actor famous for his roles in films like Home Alone and Richie Rich.
2. to express shock by smacking your hands against your cheeks and screaming, resembling a famous scene in the movie Home Alone.

1. Did you see that movie The Good Son? Macauley Culkin was so good in that.
2. When I found out that I won the lottery, I totally did a Macauley Culkin.

by xfanatic50 May 7, 2005