Anyone born with the name Culann is automatically an absolute badass. Probably wears a leather jacket, rides a motorcycle and gets all the ladies. A Culann always has the biggest balls and will stand up to any challenge or dare, no matter how crazy. Culanns are also loyal and compassionate friends who would do anything for their mates, like walking them home even when it’s cold and dark or going out of their way to do someone a solid. Culanns also have an amazing edgy sense of humor that could draw anyone in, and a taste of music like no other, only listening to the best of the best.
“Hey, did you see Culann do that mad dare last night at the party?”
“Fuck yeah man, Culann’s a legend.”
A synonym for Chula Vista and Tijuana. A geographic area north of San Ysidro (the US-Mexican border) and south of San Diego. Like its mother city San Diego, Chulajuana is dominated by an ethnic Mexican population and all the wonderful things that come with it: overpopulation, ignorance, inability to speak English and resistance to assimilation into the bigger picture. Welfare is the primary source of income for the average Chulajuanian. The post-pubescent females of the area seem to suffer from a condition of perpetual pregnancy with suspicions that the fetus may also be pregnant. A crime zone. The area of the San Diego metropolitan area (along with National City, also known as "Nasty City") where more stolen cars are recovered than anywhere else on earth. A transit point for the American-to-Mexican transfer of wealth: drugs, auto theft, burglaries, human trafficking. The only thing that will save Chulajuana from itself would be a long-overdue earthquake of high magnitude.
My Toyota just was parked (and locked) on the street by my San Diego apartment. Twenty minutes later I discovered it was gone. Two weeks after reporting the theft to the police, they called and said "the frame" was recovered on a street in Chulajuana. Naturally, the insurance company claim rep investigated on the assumption that I had something to do with the theft, saying that San Diego is the city you park in if you want your car to disappear. This actually happened
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.