Culinary emo

Someone who is constantly hurting themselves in the kitchen because of their lack of culinary prowess.

Brooke sucks at cooking; she always burns her hand on the stove. What a culinary emo.

by KieraRose January 30, 2010

culito

a small, cute ass; diminutive of culo.
An asshole.
An idiot.

"What a cute culito she has!!"

"Preparen el culito," The Aregentine soccer team shouted to the British team before their big match. ("Prepare your asshole," presumably for a good cornholing for the British after they lose the match).

by Mantino May 21, 2006

culiado

Spanish. Literally: "fucked". But in Argentina is applied to a mean motherfucker guy. Slightly ironic. It could also be applied to someone who is very talented, mostly a soccer player, when he tries something awesome in the field.

-Qué culiado que es este tipo! (What a motherfucker!)
-Te dije que no le prestaras el auto. (I warned you about not lending him your car)

by horatius July 25, 2006

Culinary Arts

Culinary Arts is the Chef profession. Learning how to cook, and basiclly how a restaurant works. While being a Chef may seem like a "cool" career, it's not. You will learn to hate it very quickly. It's stressful, tiring, you have to handle pressure and be able to work in a past paced enviornment. This can cause serious psychological issues for some. For all the work people put into this career path, very few become anything special. Many people quit, simply due to stress and the lack of advancement. You won't make alot of money working as a cook at diners or all the popular chain restaurants. In order to make a decent salary, you'd need to do even more training for a Masters Degree. And you'd have to be working as the Head Chef at a fancy hotel somewhere. Or be one of them Celebrity Chefs you see on TV. Culinary Arts is just not worth the money and work people put into it.

Learning Culinary Arts is like being in the Military. People yelling at you, judging you on everything you do. And you have to know EVERYTHING about food, in order to make more then $15 an hour.

by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

Culinology

The fusion of Culinary art and Food technology.
It's goal is to produce convenience foods for home that taste as if they were of a high restaurant quality.

Cheetos need to work on their Culinology.

by David Ehrlinger April 1, 2006

Culinailed it!

When you go to a new restaurant, order the best items off the menu, eat them all, and delight in your ability to nail it, culinary style!

Last night, I went to that new restaurant and ordered the mahimahi tacos, the grilled pork belly, the duck breast flatbread, and the green chili and gorgonzola wings.

The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."

And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"

by The Ethan and Zach Trio May 3, 2015

Culinary therapy

The act of consuming food to ease away negative emotions or soothe your anger. Like retail therapy except with food.

Basically, eating your problems.
(Not to be confused with bulimia, but excessive culinary therapy may lead to bulimia)

Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me!
Girl 2: I'm sorry. Are you in need of some culinary therapy?
Girl 1: Yes, please.
Girl 2: I'll get the Haagen-Dazs

by Luna lovegood May 7, 2015