cucumber

N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.

V. to ejaculate in a woman's ear

Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.

Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad

by Crackajak October 17, 2008

cucumber

Natures Two Way

(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)

Sam: Yeah cucumbers are natures two way!
Look that womans buying one of natures two ways!

by Infamous Adam May 18, 2006

Cucumber

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)

Tyler’s cucumber itches

by Patriotic Leftie February 26, 2021

cucumber

1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck

1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."

by Bootylicious June 23, 2004

cucumber

what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..

teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....

by the mouseinator September 2, 2006

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

cucumber

a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber

by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017