cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

cocka blocka flame

the ultimate cock block. nothing tops this guy. he is completely unaware that he has no talent, game, skill, or penis and will do whatever it takes to prevent you, the far superior male, from getting much needed punani.

Male Victim 1- Bro, (he who shall not be named) wouldnt fuckin get the hint last nite

Male victim 2- I know bro, he had no shot with either girl, i just dont know if he knew what he was doing or if he thought one of the broads would suck his lil cock over one of ours

Male victim 3- he had no clue what he was doing, hes fucking retarded and pathetic. im callin him cocka blocka flame from now on

by TheDuo January 24, 2011

cockagina

the genital organ on a female who resembles a male

rosie o donell has a cockagina

by bezeawu November 5, 2009

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

cockadouche

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...

I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!

by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

by Lewhite January 3, 2010