cumface penis queen

A female that sucks dick, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. Not to be confused with The average bottom slut, but the queen of penis.

dude-1: Hey man, Emily just came out of the guys bathroom with jizz on her face

Dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night

Dude-3: NO WAY! I gave her a cum shot surprise last night!

dude-1: damn.. sounds like she's a cumface penis queen!

dude-3: Oh yea man. Like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom cumfaces would die cause they wouldn't know how to survive without her, that's how much of a cumface she is.

by A dank bud January 27, 2010

cumfapelation

When you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make fucky with her, so you rid yourself of blue balls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.

Bro 1: Mine dude, did it come to thine ears that Louis and Esranel were partaking in Coitus?
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro

by consciousnessisanillusion February 14, 2018

cymfa

cover your motha fucking ass. commonly needed in corporate america.

why did chris leave a paper trail for that totally trivial change? he could have done some real work instead of wasting all his time documenting.

-our company has over 100 employees. you gotta cymfa

by djdank1 October 15, 2013

Comfartable

The feeling in a relationship where you are comfortable enough to fart in front of your significant other; content with smelling a significant other's gaseous exhaust.

Honey, I've finally become totally comfartable with you.

by Rach to the el August 21, 2008

cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

CMFAO

Cheating my fucking ass off.

My gf is out of town this weekend so i'll be cmfao

by seanrock August 2, 2009

Comfart

Noun: A fart that relieves tension and makes one feel more at ease; a comforting fart.

The comfart during the big test was relieving for her.

by cheddarz October 25, 2010