best damn fucking weed you will ever smoke in your whole entire life and make your dick and balls hurting for a week
Bill: hey chris have you smoke that cryptacunaconalite yet?
Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!
Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!
by Nate Hicks February 18, 2009
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Person 1: that picture is soo..
Person 2: Cretacious!
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by c MILLS November 16, 2007
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Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.
by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009
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Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?
Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?
by EstrellaTheStrange December 20, 2009
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Kathey tried to kill herself by putting a bag over her head but the thing had holes in it. What a cryacide.
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Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.
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Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.
by Colleen&Seth April 30, 2011
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Me:"Do you have any ibe? i've been listening to too much eliot smith and now i have a cryache."
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do you have any advil? i couldn't stop weeping during the end of titanic; gave myself a horrible cryache.
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