cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.

Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

Cryptocuck

A slur used against NFT makers.

"Hey dude check out this NFT I just made"

"Fucking cryptocuck."

by svnkistt March 8, 2022

cryptopsy

a fucking good band!! \m/

i think crytopsy are really good

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Cryptocurrency

An investment like money or stocks, except tied to absolutely nothing.

So let me get this straight, the only thing that makes cryptocurrency valuable is people think other people think it's valuable... And that's it?

So what's stopping anybody from creating their own cryptocurrency and inflating the entire market away?

by Sitbear April 28, 2021

Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a digital currency that utilizes cryptography for security and can be sent from one person to another anywhere around the world at very low processing charges. Bitcoin was the first cryptocurrency to be created. It was developed by Satoshi Nakamoto, a mysterious entity who has remained anonymous since then. Such cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Neo, Ripple, Litecoin and Tether can be exchanged on cryptocurrency exchanges like Rubix.io. Cryptocurrencies utilize peer to peer technology to allow individuals and corporations have the ability to send virtual currencies. In order to send or receive the virtual currency, you must have a digital wallet. Two types are available – software and hosted wallets.

My cryptocurrency portfolio arrays anywhere from Bitcoin to Neo. You can view my cryptocurrency portfolio on Rubix.io cryptocurrency exchange.

by NeoEnthusiast February 11, 2019

Cryptobating

When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.

"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin

by Bredbored February 15, 2021

cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017