crappiest

as in the poopiest

When I hanged up my dead wife in my closet, the expression on her face was the crappiest I had ever seen in my life.

by Susy Truong November 5, 2003

Crappie flop

When one meth intake exceeded ones meth tolerance past the point of Spunducky and beyond the point of Twizzle-twacked...the crappie flop stage of meth use is an overdose ending in a violent seizure.

That junkie way over did it on that last one he's on the floor crappie flopping like a fish outta water...

by Ghost Goody 66 August 24, 2017

Crappie flopping

Is a black guy that dates only white girls

Man did you see tyrone that niggas been crappie flopping his hole life

by anonymous August 19, 2019

Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Cryppin

Someone or something that is trippin, but cryptic/creepy.

Girl: ooOoh, look, that guy over there in the black cloak is really freakin me out.
Guy: Naw girl, he jus' Cryppin.

Example 2:
Darth Idious:I have a sweet dark side aura.
Darth Cheeseball: Yeah bro, you Cryppin.

by The Chronicler76 August 26, 2010

crappie

the derogatory word for capitalists derived from "crapitalist" parodies the word commie that I made the fuck up.

-I love to kill tens of millions every year and then hypocritically blame socialism for the same thing like a scapegoat although I am exeggerating the numbers and making some bullshit and lies the fuck up and never talk about myself.

-Damn, you are such a crappie

by ZalanBelDahl March 23, 2022

crippies

Crippled, homeless people typically seen begging for change. Crippled people who live a hippy lifestyle, not working, doing drugs and looking for hand-outs.

I don't give money to crippies, no matter how funny their sign. There are plenty of jobs that don't require legs.

by cheesefood July 6, 2011