Cryper

A term used for snipers who are upset over stupid things such as other snipers using their scopes instead of quick-scoping. Gained popularity after the 2013 summer update in which a sniper was patched in a Call of duty game called COD Black ops II. In that update David Vonderhaar received thousands of death threats over the update in which the bolt action snipers have been slowed down by a percentage of a second.

Guy 1: **** you, you hard-scoping noob learn to quickscope
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.

by CasuallyDerp September 8, 2013

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

movie cryer

Someone who cries during movies

I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.

by Kat165 July 29, 2017

Cryker

Stripper Butt Crack

The dirtiest thing in the world is money.. you never know how many crykers it's touched.

by xoxo.gossip.girl. June 12, 2011

Philadelphia Cryers

The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!

by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009

cryner

one who has perfected a combination of crying and whining, usually a toddler.

Don't be such a cryner!

by mygalsal March 23, 2010

moon cryer

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017