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cyborgsasquatch

A dude with a podcast, he had sex with my mom and then we found out she’s a dude... this ain’t it chief
Player 1: you cyborgsasquatch is a cool dude
Player 1 again: lol no one says that
by Cyborgs mom October 10, 2018
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cyborg-hippo-were-panda

It is a hippo/panda splice that has been upgraded with computerized machines and processors to make it a smarter, faster, more tactical killing machine. But all the while being able to write award winning poems in the heat of combat.
The city is being wiped out by that dangerously destructive device, but sensitive, cyborg hippo panda.
by SamuraiWarrior March 22, 2005
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Cyborg line

Very developed obliques. After the MMA fighter Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos, who has unusually thick and defined ones.
Wow you've got a Cyborg line, you must have been working out a lot

Full contact twists will give you a Cyborg line
by adrenalectomized July 24, 2010
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Cyborg Ninja

A title dubbed to most cyborgs for their ninja-like appearance in the Metal Gear series.
Such "Cyborg Ninja" include:
Frank Jaeger: AKA Gray Fox.
Olga Gurlukovich.
Jack: AKA Raiden.
Person 1: Man that cyber-ninja dude's cool!
Person 2: That's Gray Fox, and he's a Cyborg Ninja.
by NaixStriker May 31, 2017
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cyborg noodle

Cyborg Noodle is a cyborgs of Gorillaz band member Noodle Cyborg Noodle is also really fucking hot
by Stupotstuff April 19, 2017
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cyborg

Half human, Half robot. Need I say more? I do? What do you live under a rock?
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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cyborg

a person who is part robot and part human or a person who can't survive without technology and will die in Amish areas
Rodger: I don't understand why people are freaking out about the iPad 2? It's only a giant iPod touch.

Matty: NO IT'S NOT AN OVERSIZED iPOD TOUCH!!!! IT'S THE FUTURE OF OUR WORLD AND IT NOW HAS FACETIME!!!!!!

*rolls eyes*
Rodger: Slow down cyborg
by blah blah blah idk April 17, 2011
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