Crywank

Collective noun for NZ gun owners who opposed the 2019 Arms Amendment Bill.

The Parliamentary debate was briefly interrupted by a loud crywank led by Mr Tipple, which ultimately proved ineffective

by Maestro Sartori April 11, 2019

crywanking

When u sad and horny, and can't help but cry like a baby while wanking.

I miss Pam so much, I can't help crywanking myself too sleep each night.

by Nastypamsy April 27, 2016

Crywank

The action of wanking in tears after a date gone wrong.

Liam had a terrible date, she said even God would hate him and in tears like the Loser Idiot Moron Asshole that he was he has a Crywank and became the cry- wanker .

by JammyJockstrap November 9, 2025

Crywank

Used in a sentence to describe what a person or group of people are doing who are easily offended by insignificant or trivial "things."
Or who get upset when they realise the world does not, in fact, revolve around them.

Look at all you delicate petals crywanking over a story. Hilarious.

Omg, nooooo, the shop didn't put up with your bullshit crywank and threw you out. Good for them. Grow up.

by Stuffynz January 12, 2026

posh crywank

The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.

E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".

by rsaubole February 21, 2020