Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.

"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "

by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013

Dumpster Crutch

When a bum bends you over his dumpster and screws you in the butt often resulting in bruised armpits.

I went to throw out the trash and some stupid bum gave me the dumpster crutch. I'm pretty sore.

by DumpsterBum August 29, 2016

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

3d crutch

When a movie isn't good enough to watch in 2d so they add 3d as an option so you'll watch the shitty movie.

The latest Saw movie is leaning on it's 3d crutch to make millions at the box office.

by Joe888888 July 24, 2011

crutch weapon

A weapon in any video game that is on the borderline of overpowered from it being unrivaled in a certain category that makes it very easy to use.

You're not that good of a player in Team Fortress 2. You use crutch weapons almost every game.

by Bill Nye the Asian Spy January 5, 2017

jesus christ on a crutch

meaning "ohh shit" or fuckk!!

"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
or
"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef

by Elle and Cody! September 8, 2007

crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

by Ryan September 26, 2006