crunt

cunt; used in chatrooms on AOL to avoid AOL censors

You motherfucking crunt
You have a stinky crunt
You have a cottage cheese factory in your crunt

by Gosoaus January 7, 2005

crunt

Crusty-cunt. Occurs after a woman doesn't bother to clean herself after taking a load from her father.

I bet Tanya has a mad crunt from when her dad gave it to her doggy style last night. Lazy bitch.

by Johnny45 January 19, 2004

crunt

When you mix crusty, and cunt together. its more of a funny thing to call someone then an insult..or an actual crusty cunt..

Jamie-Ashley, you are such a crunt.
Ashley- hahahhahaha.

by brianca January 1, 2008

crunt

It's the space between a girl's crack and cunt. Thus, the portmanteau crunt.

My sister tried to steal a pizza roll from my plate and ran, so I gave her a square kick in the crunt.

by battlekat April 10, 2009

crunt

A socially acceptable version of c*nt.
eg. Shit is to shite, as c*nt is to crunt.

What'd ya do with my pie, ya fat crunt!?

by Orion April 29, 2003

crunt

a Tuskan raider's sandy vagina

"You motherfucking crunt"

by yermomma138 January 18, 2005

crunt

the epic raging dance that will kill more people than chuck norris, invented by stoned dwarves on the seaside of shorncliffe.

"i was shuffling at this party, then this guy did the crunt. i almost had cardiac arrest three times"

by DERMIS O'MALLEY August 16, 2009