cruntman's definitions

gerdal

a small fluffy creature, most are pekeingeese.

that gerdal is cute lets pet him

by cruntman July 12, 2009

crunt

the spot between ur ass and your cunt

your crunt smells like blue cheese crumbles

by cruntman July 12, 2009

The red worm

Invention of this move is credited to Ty Tandcredi. First You begin by Pulling down your pants and spreading your butt cheeks as wide as possible. This will stretch your anus open and give a appearance of a red worm poking out to say hello. You then post up in a hidden area and wait for your unexpected friends to walk up and get a glance of the worm breaching the soil.

Ty surprised Matt Perry with the red worm last year and Matt had never been the same since

by cruntman August 28, 2021