chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.

Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!

by RNPS June 5, 2007

Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

chunky monkey rowe goob

it is short for a person who is fat and is proud of it

he is a chunky monkey rowe goob

by NotDeclan12345 November 1, 2022

Chunky Monkey

An abnormally large turd.

Woah that is one hell of a chunky monkey

by adame1234 March 17, 2009