Crunky and Lloyd

Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.

Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.

Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.

Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.

"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"

"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"

by Crunky and Lloyd March 7, 2010

crunky town

a state of being in which one is extremely crunk

Liz: Hey what do you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Let's get crunk!
Liz: Take me to crunky town!
Laura: Oh, we're goin'....

by Chuck Sholtz December 16, 2008

Crunky

Tired, Thirsty

I was "Crunky" after I had been jumping on the bed.

by Brooklyn Jean August 6, 2008

crunky monkey

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

by partypriest November 15, 2009

Crunky B. Rock

Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.

Yo, Crunky B. get over here, we're about to donkey.

by Reznite January 11, 2004

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020