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Tom Cruising

A verb used to describe a situation when a homosexual male, who also happens to be "in the closet", begins going out with a girl in order to attempt to prove that he is not a homosexual. Usually, when a man is Tom Cruising, everyone already knows that he's gay, except for him.

The origin of the term comes from Tom Cruise, who was criticized about his sexuality and soon afterward married Katie Holmes. Many people still believed he was homosexual though, and the phrase was born.
by Zamxus March 16, 2011
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blunt cruising

Driving in your car with a few friends smoking a blunt.
Andrea: Hey Cass wanna go blunt cruising today?
Cass: Hell yea, did you get that fire?
by lolatcassy May 14, 2009
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larry cruising

The act of men driving around looking for a male prostitute.
Keith and his friends went Larry Cruising last night, cuz they are gay and wanted to have an orgy.
by verhaeghe_69 November 15, 2007
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capital cruising

Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression

Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells

Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board

Must be a virgin
Hell yeah bro I just joined capital cruising let’s go leak oil in the Kmart parking lot
by Yup we’re leaking August 10, 2021
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cruising the gut

Same as Cruisin' the Gut, though it wasn't limited to Appleton, Wisconsin. In the 1960s, teenagers in Battle Creek, Michigan, would "cruise the gut" or "go cruising the gut." They'd load their car with friends and drive slowly along Michigan Avenue, the main downtown shopping street on Friday and Saturday nights throughout the spring, summer, and fall.

As in Appleton, cruising the gut was primarily social, a chance to show off your car and how cool you were...and to eye everyone else, too.

These days, classic car collectors seem to have taken over the term. There's an annual "Cruise the Gut" event in Battle Creek, and a larger "Cruising the Gut" classic car show in Vancouver, Washington. Another regional variant is "Dragging the Gut," as celebrated in McMinnville, Oregon.
"Let's go cruise the gut."

"They're downtown cruising the gut."
by TwinzyKid October 31, 2013
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Cruzing

The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.
Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.

Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.

Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.
by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017
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cruising for a bruising

by haylielbroad January 17, 2018
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