eau de toe crude'

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.

Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'

by Higley July 11, 2011

Cruddy Kid

Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".

Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!

by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006

Crudeness

crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.

Joe Blow's crudeness was appalling today when he banged that chick on the casket at the funeral.

by zombiedater January 17, 2010

crudiculous

ridiculously cruddy; can be used to describe the way one feels or a place.

Example 1
Girl 1: You haven't been to work in 3 days! What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: Leave me alone. I feel crudiculous from this cold!

Example 2
Girl 1: So, are you gonna date Ted?
Girl 2: Yeah, right. Have you seen his apartment? It's crudiculous.

by Dreamz April 7, 2009

Crud Dog

Slang for a K-9 unit and or a “drug dog” usually code at high schools to warn people to flush their marijuana cause teens are selectivley drawn to marijuana

Hey, better not have brought that cannabis today the crud dog here man....

by The crud man May 9, 2019

Crody

The crip version of "brody" meaning "brother" or "bro" as a friend. This term is commonly used in south Ontario, Canada as their are a lot of crips located in the GTA (greater Toronto area). This term can be used by anyone who isn't a blood and knows a lot of crips.

- I saw you with that man the other day. Is that your boy?
- Yeah, that's my crody, styll

by 905$AVAG3 May 15, 2018

Crud Bud

The dirtiest, smelliest, or most pungent point on an individual's body at the time of reference, often a place of anatomical significance.. ie. belly button, arse cleft, nipple, advanced neck pimple, rotten toenail.

"I have a strange tingling in my crud bud.."

or

"Look buddy, i'm telling you this for your own good.. you've gotta do something about that crud bud of yours.."

by Badgery November 14, 2006