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choditude

Main Entry: cho•di•tude

Pronunciation: \ˈch-ōde-ə-ˌtüd\
Function: adjective

commonly used when describing someone’s chode like attitude

comes from the root word chode (someone acting out in a cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner in an attempt to be cool, funny, offensive, or annoying; someone with a know-it-all or irritating demeanor worse then that of an ass; most of the time they don’t even know it)
"man that guy has the worst choditude!"

"can you believe her choditude, what a dill-hole!"

"after turning 18 my nephew has had the worst choditude"
by MouseyHazelnut March 3, 2010
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crudite

of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha
carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite
by Lululime April 6, 2010
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Ruditude

Ruditude (n.) is a to have a rude, irrational attitude. A way of thinking or feeling about someone or something, that is reflected in a person's behavior, in a rude manner.
BF: Hey babe, I made you breakfast.
GF: What did you make?
BF: Eggs and bacon.
GF: You know I don't like Bacon.
BF: That's okay, don't have any bacon then.
GF: I hope you choke on the bacon!
BF: Huh? What's with the ruditude? You on your period or something?
by Smush 918 March 31, 2014
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crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.
Tom's team is total crapitude!
by The Jesus April 1, 2004
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ruditude

An attitude problem; the choice to behave in a generally unpleasant and rude way towards people around you for whatever reason, shows you display ruditude.

see also Ruditude and Sulkpot; two fictional minipins who from time to time crawl into a young child's brain through the ears, causing him/her to display unpleasant and oppositional behaviour.
As in:

Sulking child: " No! I'm not going, I want an ice-cream"

Parent: Oh dear, looks like Ruditude and Sulkpot are back!

particularly useful as a deterrant for oppositional behaviour during later teenage years, as it either makes the accused feel ridiculous or like a silly child...
by NMM October 9, 2008
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cruitude

attitude of of one when they think they are holier than thou and all around better than you
I feel the cruitude in the room especially from the "Why are you here Sinner" scowls I am receiving.
by Mr, Green April 21, 2010
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cruditated

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adj.

Used to describe something that has degenerated into an unpleasant form of it's former self.
The limes at the bottom of my Corona bottle are all cruditated.
by Lisa Koehn March 14, 2009
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