The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.
Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.
by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006
When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
by Themergener September 4, 2017
Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp
by Notorious Chimp April 3, 2004