crud

the stuff that builds up under the toilet seat, behind the toilet, in peoples ears, and in between peoples legs.

Look at all that crud in there!

by Big Bad Bastard January 17, 2007

crud

white flaky stuff that cakes around your lips when it's cold out.

EWK! Did you just kiss Jason with all that crud on his lip?

by masterprisci January 11, 2008

crud

poo as hell

you are poo as hell or manchester united

by Rob Nash January 17, 2007

the crud

When you turn into a walking snot ball you have "The Crud" You cough up mucus and your nose runs constantly therefor the use of the word "crud".

You go to the office and you cough and blow your nose for an hour and a coworker asks "what's wrong with you?" Yo respond, "I have the crud".

by Bcbabylon July 29, 2006

On Crud

When someone is verbally or physically inconsiderate (for instance hurling several close to home insults or breaking someone property with intent ), they are on crud.

Used more in the Midlands and south of England.

Fred: Did you hear what happened yesterday?
Alex: What ?
Fred: Derek was on crud.

(During a altercation) : yo, he's on crud

by bushido.py February 16, 2022

Crud

One of the most useful words used for 'Crap'. Kids use it so the high-strung parents won't throw a fit.

"CRUD! My gerbil just ate my term paper!"
"What the crud is going on?"
"this is just crudtacular."

by Mike December 21, 2003

Crud

Some good marijuana; also referred to as kush.

Man who do you know that's got some crud?

by Bmarie1221 December 18, 2014