by Originalpiper88 June 14, 2023
Get the croydenbonser mug.1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
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by tobyornot August 12, 2009
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old croydon is a cute little town in PA. known for coastal which is now sunoco but no true croydonnite will admit that the abyss where countless bar fights break loose and undersagers are welcome the marina where you can find numerous blunts and fortys the courts holding many drunken memories by every croydonite under 21 (and the ones who are 21 and cant let go of the past but supply the beer) and the wonderful pizza places all 150 and them.
by splatty July 5, 2010
Get the old croydon mug.A quaint town located in Bristol Township PA. Currently the recepient of a 14 million dollar stimulis package going to wards the train station, main intersection, curbs landscaping and other emneties that will improve the overal curb appeal of the current "white trash" feel of the 13 / Newportville rd intersection. Croydon residents are often refereed to as "croydenites". In the past it has not been a polite name, rather a derogetory name intended to insult your enemy or friend during heated exchanges. Croydon has two parts "New Croydon" and "Old Croydon" . New is less trashy where old is very trashy. If you are a yuppie, real estate is reasonable, trans to the city is convenient and property investments are sure to be a big win with the gentrification of Croydon station and sourounding areas. I might add it is a very dog friendly town.
Croydon, PA
by Packard Dog August 26, 2009
Get the Croydon mug.Basically a regular pigroast (girl gets banged by two dudes at the same time resembling a pig roasting on a fire) but atleast two of the 3 people are related
Yea, after me and my boy left dog and bull we croydon pigroasted my cousin
I always wear a condom when I'm in a croydon pig roast, because I don't want the baby to come out all deformed
I always wear a condom when I'm in a croydon pig roast, because I don't want the baby to come out all deformed
by Girth Dickson July 19, 2017
Get the Croydon pigroast mug.Borough in London known for its excessive amounts of knife crime, the rapper Stormzy and a rich history. There are several areas in Croydon, some suburban, others urban. Generally, Croydon can be either Heaven or Hell on Earth. It depends on your personal opinion.
by Weirdest Words May 19, 2020
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