crowning

To skeet on top of your partner's head.

I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.

So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.

by Kooie April 25, 2007

Crowning

When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.

I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me

by Push pop November 12, 2020

Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding

I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out

by Reverboi August 3, 2021

Crowning

Crowning;verb (being Crowned)

The sexual act of putting a man's head inside of a woman's vagina.

"Dude this girl was Crowning me last night, it was so fucking hot"
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."

by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”

Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”

by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023

Crowning

When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.

Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!

by Krownelius February 5, 2024

Crowning

You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.

The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.

My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.

I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.

by BottledAss February 11, 2024