Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 07, 2023