Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler
Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol
by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016
Get the Crouching blubber hidden tuna mug.adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.
Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!
by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009
Get the crouching cooter hidden faggot mug.by homegurrl789 April 4, 2007
Get the crouching sally mug.A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."
The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time
The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time
Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."
by imperialcock March 4, 2009
Get the Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis mug.The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.
"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."
by Chase61 January 26, 2010
Get the Crouching Panda mug.The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. Topping up non-alcoholic drinks
2. Going into the bathrooms, doing shots in the cubicle, from the bottle (usually with a friend) for the purpose of getting drunk cheaply
1. Topping up non-alcoholic drinks
2. Going into the bathrooms, doing shots in the cubicle, from the bottle (usually with a friend) for the purpose of getting drunk cheaply
1. "Hmm this needs alcohol"
"I'll do some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
2. "The drinks are expensive here"
"That's okay, come to the bathroom with me for some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
"I'll do some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
2. "The drinks are expensive here"
"That's okay, come to the bathroom with me for some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008
Get the crouching tiger hidden naggin mug.a term given to a young lady or a girlfriend whom you must "crouch" down to kiss and who provokes the "hidden dragon" upon kissing you.
by Von Bradley September 6, 2005
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