crotchji

Nickname given to the crotch of Benji Schwimmer from Fox's hit show "So You Think You Can Dance?"

Benji fangirl: Teh Crotchji is so hott!!!!!11 *squee*

by schwinger86 September 8, 2006

Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

crotchial

of or pertaining to one's crotch

Ever since I went out with that girl I've been having some crotchial issues.

by Buttrocket June 2, 2011

crotchimus

A word used by GloZell (a youtube celebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.

GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.

by youtubeloverr June 13, 2011

Crotchifixiation

When tight underwear or pantyhose prevent ample airflow to the crotch region, causing a sweaty reaction along with anxiety and agitation due to warm or humid weather.

Damn bro! This Arizona summer heart is causing some serious crotchifixiation issues for me.

by HypnotoadAZ April 14, 2015

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009