Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

by 60 Central March 18, 2008

Crotchicamonia

When Your Vagina Is Really Really Itchy & No Matter How You Move Your Legs; It Just Itches Like All Hell .

"ahh ! I got a bad case of crotchicamonia!" .. so scratch it ! x

by umm fred? April 5, 2011

crotchistic

When something is so good, but it smells like crotch in the environment. It's also another way to say something was good, but somebody nearby stunk; specifically with the smell of crotch.

Last night was crotchistic.

by Epiphiana September 7, 2013

crotchicorn

it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.

by ChalcoRodney September 11, 2018

Crotchdemon

Offspring, child

When Sally got in the crotchdemons had covered the kitchen in peanut butter.

by The Fat Welshman March 5, 2021