crotchfest

a skankwhose also permiscuous

Oh my gosh look at that girl shes such a crotchfest

by Krazy April 18, 2003

crotchstomp

To totally lay someone out when they had a better chance at laying you out; Revoking someones right to have nuts by means of stomping.

In 1588, the Spanish Armada shiped out to conquer the English. Extremely outnumbered, the English prayed for a miracle. Edward Wilson was that miracle. The english and dutch navies routed the Armad north thru the english channel, up past Ireland, and the spanish armada was forced back to thier homeland. They got completely crotchstomped, and it serves them right, fucking idiots. You can't take those limey bastards? What the fuck is wrong with you? I can see why you assholes worship Don Qioute, he's the smartest motherfuck you ever turned out. God damn.

My boyfriend was cheating on me, so my brother went, whooped his ass and them crothstomped him. Now he has a Darwin Award.

by Sullyman0316 December 29, 2007

Crotchhustler

A guy who is a pimp, a playa, a stud, gets the girls

Chick: u still w her?
JP: who?
Chick: ur gf?
JP: which one?
Chick: omg - ur such a crotchhustler

by calinestonyford May 7, 2010

crotchdité

An appetizer before the BJ, a combination of crotch and crudité.

Rishy: You let him dip his balls in your mouth like it was a bird bath?

Aietzhunn: It was just a crotchdité, not the main course. An amuse bouche, if you will.

by Rishysan April 21, 2009

Crotchbutt

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".

I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.

by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012

crotchistic

When something is so good, but it smells like crotch in the environment. It's also another way to say something was good, but somebody nearby stunk; specifically with the smell of crotch.

Last night was crotchistic.

by Epiphiana September 7, 2013

crotchjostle

#CrotchJostle
When you got a crotch and you jostle it.

Remember that scene in Sicario when Benicio Del Toro waterboards that cartel guy? Perfect example of a crotchjostle

by GaeusFlavius November 5, 2023