Crossout

A Game Developed By Targem, And Published By Gaijin (Also Published War Thunder). Basically You Create Your Own Mass Vehicle Of Destruction, And Destroy Other People With It. Theres Flamethrower Cars, Hovering Ships With Cannons On Them, Walking Spider Tanks With Miniguns. You Name It, Crossout's Got It.

Player 1: "Duuuude, I Just Got My First Relic On Crossout."
Player 2: "Oooh Which One."
Player 1: "The Mastodon, Had To Go With It."
Player 2: "Why The Mastodon? I Heard That Thing Sucks."
Player 1: "Nuh Uh! 2 Firing Modes? 2 Barrels? I Can Heat Up Parts With The First Shot And Do Damage With The Second Shot! It's Worth The 30K Coins I Paid For It"
Player 2: "That Does Sound Kinda Cool... AND DID YOU SAY 30K FUCKING COINS?!"
Player 1: "Sure Did Lol"

by ||||CHXARGED|||| November 17, 2021

crossicant

i-cant spell croissant

is that a crossicant?
no, that is a croissant

by soocc March 3, 2022

CROSSIANT

it was a big meme that died

AHHH YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROSSIANT

by Evaaaaa123432 October 28, 2019

Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019

Crossiant

A food that the british eat and pronounce weirdly

Oh look theres a crossiant or should i say cwasont

by Thecontrector May 17, 2020

crosscountry

A sport in which a person crosses a country.

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Crosscountry

by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D November 14, 2005

crosscrotch

One who performs the crucifix masturbation/rape scene on themselves after reading The Exorcist in hopes that it is a new method of dying their hair blonde. It doesn't work, and they get made fun of. Then they become a firecrotch out of spite.

Crosscrotch:"Guys, I did what you told me to do, I dont think it worked though."

Voice of Wisdom: "Holy mother, you are a gullible crosscrotch."

by ilovedougie April 12, 2008