crosscrotch

One who performs the crucifix masturbation/rape scene on themselves after reading The Exorcist in hopes that it is a new method of dying their hair blonde. It doesn't work, and they get made fun of. Then they become a firecrotch out of spite.

Crosscrotch:"Guys, I did what you told me to do, I dont think it worked though."

Voice of Wisdom: "Holy mother, you are a gullible crosscrotch."

by ilovedougie April 12, 2008

crustcrotchment

When you put your hand down a nasty girls pants and can't get your fingers in due to crustcrotchment.

Her crustcrotchment was thick enough to float a bottle cap on.

by cocolpetzeretcolpetzer May 6, 2018