Cropdusted

Darting or Passing Gas While Walking By Someone Without Saying Anything

Boy My Boss Just Cropdusted All Over My Desk Now It Smells Like Ads

by WordMasterElite July 28, 2020

cropdusting

the act of going to some other location to fart so that your environment is unsoiled,
b. passing gas then leaving the area so as not to be blamed for it.

I went to Hendrick's cubicle and cropdusted him while he was on the phone with accounting.

by Sky King December 26, 2004

cropdusting

The action of showing up in someone's work area for the sole purpose of releasing a significant amount of flatulence.

Did you smell what I did in the conference room? That was some funky cropdusting.

by dpdx March 7, 2008

Cropdust

When your partner lies flat on the ground, face up, and you squat over them while farting continuously.

Josh cropdusted Cody this morning.

by Johnnie T-Shirt July 26, 2004

cropdusting

the act of tying a women up to a chair and jerking off into a fan that is facing her.

so i was cropdusting this chick last night.... i think she might be blind now

by curtities February 3, 2008

colorado cropduster

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.

Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!

by Stagmen November 3, 2017

Reverse cropdust

Farting while walking through a particular area, then inadvertently walking back through the same area while the fart still lingers.

I completely ruined aisle four with my ass, then remembered I needed a can of black beans and totally reverse cropdusted myself.

by wordsmithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 16, 2009