Coolville describes the sheer beyondgreatness of something, that awesometown doesn't have, on a larger scale. Coolville trumps awesometown in every aspect of its awesomeness.
A hick / skudrutter town where all the crack heads live. Known as the perry county meth heads also. We’re a yee yee town mixed with Hollywood’s drug stuff. And hey we’re in Ohio the top state for human trafficking. If your not snorting coke off your friends table or doing shots out of there belly button. Your probably mud running or running from the cops. See we used to be an okay town full of pottery now we just do pot. If you like to do drugs then crooksville is the place to be
Hey did you take a trip down to crooksville for the supplies? Yeah I got it you ready to get fucked up yo
Home to an unfathomably large quantity of butthurt northerners, panhandlers, and reckless drivers alike. Should you find yourself passing through Cookeville, remember to take slow breaths, keep your windows up at all times, and for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. If you follow these simple steps, you can avoid an unwanted run-in with a Cookevillain.
The road trip went well, save for the fact that we ended up with a flat tire in Cookeville of all places. Needless to say, we popped the spare tire on and skidaddled as fast as we could!