Cromper

A big fat man who participates in the art of "Chub and Tuck".

Damn, that teacher is a real Cromper.

by good old max February 5, 2019

Crumpy

Being holey in distribution (like a crumpet) when talking about wind distribution or health.

Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!

Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!

by Amandawhey November 29, 2012

Crompton

1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.

2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.

Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!

by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009

Cromp

To beat up a person or a thing in an intense fashion.

This is where Jeffery cromps that dude!

by Slarson514 November 30, 2018

Chicken Crimpy

The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.

Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends

by baggers September 25, 2014

Croppy

Adjective: The act of being creepy and sloppy at the same time. That sloppy ass dude that steady creeps on or around women on the regular. Being "cropped" on can happen in almost any situation if you're around sloppy ass dudes.

The Situation is one croppy ass dude.

That slop monster general is so croppy right now.

Chuck stays on his croppy grind.

by TheMalteseLegacy March 27, 2011

compy

Compsognathus: an incredibly small dinosaur about the size of a chicken.
:also an incredibly annoying dinosaur that hops on you and starts eating your chest in Dino Crisis II who also ate Chucky in Mafia.

"ahhh the compys eating my liver!!!" -Chucky

by harlequinne May 29, 2005