Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.
Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!
by HSFootball October 6, 2018
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A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.
These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.
Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.
Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?
> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
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Can conjure a black hole with his voice, he can will interdimentional travel into existence without any effort.
He’ll also hit you with some mean fines!
Can conjure a black hole with his voice, he can will interdimentional travel into existence without any effort.
He’ll also hit you with some mean fines!
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