The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag
If she does not she will have failed the check
If she does not she will have failed the check
by zantehood August 18, 2023
Get the Cesars Criterium mug.by nose man August 22, 2011
Get the critera mug.Related Words
Clayton Crites
• hailee crites
• Cripes
• criteria
• Crite
• Cites Des Jeunes
• crimestop
• Criter
• criterion
• critsit
To remove ones shirt and reveal ones torso for any reason other than the appropriate. Such as funerals, stakeholders lunches and in the arctic circle.
It's -30 degrees out and there are polar bears, what is he doing going all cristescu? I suppose he will be protected by those massive guns.
by HelloShon October 30, 2008
Get the Cristescu mug.The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.
Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.
Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.
You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.
Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.
Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.
You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.
"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."
by unfathomable November 5, 2013
Get the breathless cries mug.Chevelle's 5th album, released August 31st 2009. The first song to be released as a single was "Jars". Sci-Fi Crimes is one seriously badass album.
1) Sleep Apnea
2) Mexican Sun
3) Shameful Metaphors
4) Jars
5) Fell Into Your Shoes
6) Letter From A Thief
7) Highland's Apparition
8) Roswell's Spell
9) Interlewd
10) A New Momentum
11) This Circus
1) Sleep Apnea
2) Mexican Sun
3) Shameful Metaphors
4) Jars
5) Fell Into Your Shoes
6) Letter From A Thief
7) Highland's Apparition
8) Roswell's Spell
9) Interlewd
10) A New Momentum
11) This Circus
by jealousykills October 16, 2009
Get the Sci-Fi Crimes mug.Criminal infractions such as shoplifting your dinner, totaling parked cars on the way home from a bar, small-time liquor store and gas station holdups, destroying property in bar fights or stealing some kid’s piggy bank money.
As with most poverty crimes, I was hella high or seriously shitfaced during the pathetic act itself!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2020
Get the poverty crimes mug.What one says when they are extremely annoyed of frustrated by another or something. Often replaces the "damn it".
by CoshSA June 5, 2005
Get the cripes mug.