Crikey

True Aussies use it when they're generally suprised or shocked.

TRUE AUSSIE: "CRIKEY!! Shaz another croc has got into the flamin bath tub. Grab the duct tape!!"

by drmeme April 6, 2016

Ghetto cricket

A chirping smoke detector that needs a battery changed.
A constant reminder you're poor.

You ghetto cricket is hungry for a new nine volt lunch

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.

Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice

by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

Peach Crickets

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women

The Girl has Peach Crickets.

by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015

Clickey

A hickey given to a woman on her clit. Clit+hickey=a clickey

I was going down on my girl & sucked too hard on her clit & gave her a clickey.

by KO1212 March 12, 2014

lip cricket

Genital crabs transferred to a mustache or beard

Dude has lip crickets in his stash

by Stevie G Spot January 9, 2016

Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

by GoATMoN July 11, 2009