crusties

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

by darkmugan May 31, 2005

crustie

A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.

Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*

by Spagoons May 19, 2018

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

by Shouse March 19, 2008

Crested Butte

Crested Butte is the most sexy of all ski towns. A very awesome place 30 miles N of Gunnison Colorado. Also the home to numerous famous people such as Hiedi Montag, Lantz Shetley, Matt Styers, Coolio (yes hes still around), Angelina Jolie, and Barbara Streisand.

person 1- dude wanna go to crested butte this spring break!?
person 2- naw way man, that place is way to hardcore, we could never handle that.

by yesthathappened December 19, 2008

Crestle

To create something worth a crest. To create something heraldic or something identifiable. To give an Identity.

Crest is a symbol/component of an heraldic display. Crestle is like an adjective for making something worth a Crest.

The tailor prayed the angel to Bedazzle the queen's clothes, the oracle prayed the angels to Crestle the new found Kingdom.

by Nico Goun February 5, 2013

Crestview

A small city in northwest Florida known as "that place you pass through to get to Destin" with all of the shitty traffic, rednecks, snowbirds and crackheads you'd ever (not) want. And any one who goes south of I-10 during rush hour, may God have mercy on your souls. The only thing rivaling the crowds of traffic is the crowds at Walmary and the high school hallways

Person: I'm sorry I'm running late, I got stuck in traffic in Crestview and that set me back about 30 minutes

by 'Merica2 July 27, 2021

Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.

After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.

by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009